Thursday, April 14, 2011

Eavesdropping

27: She has just proved my belief about the universe.
1: And that being...?
27: ...That it was all an accident.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Eavesdropping

1: Do you ever just want to stand up and say something completely random?
26: Oh yeah, like one day at the cougar eat I wanted to stand up on a table and yell "I'm naked" and then when everyone looks over at me, I would point at them and say "Sickos."

Eavesdropping

69: I only hear what I want to hear, and right now I don't want to hear you.