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27: She has just proved my belief about the universe.
1: And that being...?
27: ...That it was all an accident.

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1: Do you ever just want to stand up and say something completely random?
26: Oh yeah, like one day at the cougar eat I wanted to stand up on a table and yell "I'm naked" and then when everyone looks over at me, I would point at them and say "Sickos."

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69: I only hear what I want to hear, and right now I don't want to hear you.

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(I'm personally stealing this from a comment I found on Woot.com=hilarious, but it was just so entertaining I felt it needed to be shared with the world than in a comment box of a webs chat's dark abysmal corner)

23: What's Taco Bell?
24: It's a Mexican Phone Company.

Ramblings

Well today I have a short idea for you to consider. Why is the McDonald's clown a skinny rail? I personally think he ought to be at least 400 pounds with a few teeth missing and sitting on a sunken-in couch yelling for another refill of soda. I mean let's be realistic. What kind of clown that eats Big Mac's all day looks like that? I call it false advertising...

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21: I really want to get a gym pass, where should I get one?
22: Gold's gym isn't good at all, they don't even have a 24-hour pass.
1: Who needs to go to the gym 24 hours a day?
22: That's how you keep this up (flex).
1: (oh my) Well, I need to go study, we should head out.
22: Yeah, I'm going to the gym after this.
1: It's 11 o'clock at night...
22: Hey do you guys know the John Wall dance? It's like this......

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Guy 18: So lookwise...Maybe...Maybe not?
Guy 19: No. Lookwise you two look great together.