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27: She has just proved my belief about the universe.
1: And that being...?
27: ...That it was all an accident.

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1: Do you ever just want to stand up and say something completely random?
26: Oh yeah, like one day at the cougar eat I wanted to stand up on a table and yell "I'm naked" and then when everyone looks over at me, I would point at them and say "Sickos."

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69: I only hear what I want to hear, and right now I don't want to hear you.

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(I'm personally stealing this from a comment I found on Woot.com=hilarious, but it was just so entertaining I felt it needed to be shared with the world than in a comment box of a webs chat's dark abysmal corner)

23: What's Taco Bell?
24: It's a Mexican Phone Company.

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21: I really want to get a gym pass, where should I get one?
22: Gold's gym isn't good at all, they don't even have a 24-hour pass.
1: Who needs to go to the gym 24 hours a day?
22: That's how you keep this up (flex).
1: (oh my) Well, I need to go study, we should head out.
22: Yeah, I'm going to the gym after this.
1: It's 11 o'clock at night...
22: Hey do you guys know the John Wall dance? It's like this......

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Guy 18: So lookwise...Maybe...Maybe not?
Guy 19: No. Lookwise you two look great together.

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84: Okay, here are your results back from the test.
16: Oooohhhhhh... That is not how I wanted to do. I didn't even study guys! Don't judge me!

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1: What were they doing?
15: Studying Spanish.
1: It didn't look like they were studying Spanish.
15: They were studying the gift of tongues.

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1: Grrr, he won't just leave me alone.
14: Well, you do know what a husband is right?
1: What're you talking about?
14: A husband is a stalker who succeeded.

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Prof: What's a random fact about yourself?
12: Uh, I've had a passion for UFOs since I was eight--ya know with the fiery chariots in the scriptures,there has to be a real way that God travels.

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13: Poor people do drugs.
1: What?

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11: I saw her husband and I was like, well you may have married her but I was her first kiss.

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10: I'm feeling a different energy coming from you. I'm good at noticing energies in people.

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9: 1! How's your family doing?
1: Good.....
9: So are you dating anyone?
1: No, I'm just focusing on school. I have every intention of going to law school among other things.
9: Wow. Those are rather high ambitions.
1: Yeah...?
9: But don't you ever want to get married?

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1: Hey haven't seen ya for awhile, whatcha up to now?
9: I'm just preparing to get married now.
1: Cool, who is it?
9: Oh I'm not dating anyone, I'm going to -----.
1: Uh huh, what're ya majoring in?
9: Family and consumer sciences, I'm thinking it should help me prepare for the future.
1: Right.

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8: I think I'm in love with this guy.
1: Sweet. What's he like?
8: He's tall and has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile and...
1: So what's he like?
8: Uh, I just told you.
1: What's his personality like?
8: He's funny and really cute, I'm in love with him. I want to marry him.
1: Right. So what's his views? How does he think?
8: I don't know! Geez, I've only gone on one date with the guy.
1: Yup.

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7: I haven't opened a book since high school.
1: Have you now?

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5: "I'm majoring in Early Childhood Education."
1: "Yeah, I plan on going to law school."
6: "Yeah right. Why would you do that?"
1: "Uh...because I want to."
6: "But its not like your going to work, you're a woman."
1: "Who says women can't work?"
6: "Well my mother, sisters, and sisters-in-law don't work."
1: "Well my grandmother, mother, and all of my sisters except for one work."
6: "Uh huh."
1: "And where are you going to school?"
6: "----------"
1: "And what are you majoring in?"
6: "I don't know yet."
1: "Yeah, figured."

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4: "Do you need some help with those groceries?"
1: "Uh, yeah sure."
4: "Sowa, did you go to Walmart?"
1: "Hmmm, no. Actually I'm a big environmentalist, I like to save up all of these plastic bags and use them over and over each time I go to any store."
4: "Tha-that's cool. The environment's pretty great."
4: "So where are you from?"
1: "Antarctica."
4: "Oh, wow. Are you parents scientists or something."
1: "Yeah, something like that."

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3: "I heard that when you wear your bra to sleep, you can get cancer."